Today I bit my dentist…

I didn’t mean to… it was early, I hadn’t had breakfast and he stuck a gloppy impression thingy in my mouth and said something. I chomped down obediently. And then he yelled. I don’t think he said, “Bite”, when I think back. He did say some other things though. Under his breath. Oops.

By the end of the appointment 2 1/2 hours later, we parted friends. He still had his finger. I had my tooth.

You may be wondering how this story is even remotely related to crafts, scrapbooking or anything creative. As a peace offering, I am bringing him one of my favorite magnets that I make. It says, “Some days it’s not even worth chewing through the restraints.” Get it?

Oh well, no appointment for another six months. Hopefully he will forget this ever happened.

One Response to “Today I bit my dentist…”

  1. Monica says:

    hahahahaha!